Travisty Studios

Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned. Our policy here at Travisty Studios is to 'stamp out and abolish repetitive redundancy.  If at first you don't succeed, well then skydiving isn't for you. If all this talk sounds cheap, it's probably because supply exceeds demand.

They have EVERYTHING in widescreen these days

It's all on TV.  And it's on every channel, too. In fact, it's hard to miss. All the disasters that threaten us these days...mass extinctions, global warming, bird flu, terrorism, corruption, murders, the earth is shutting down, one organ at a time. And as it hemorrhages and gasps, we watch it all on ultra big screens, complete with surround sound and high definition clarity, observing it all as never before, the infinite within and the universe beyond, eating away our reality until it pulls the lazyboy right out from under our overweight asses, an ocean of fat asses, too lazy to do anything more than change the channel so they don't have to be reiminded of just what a tragedy they have become.

Too gritty? Well, this is the internet, sweetie, where you are more than welcome to surf on this beach, or leave, if you don't like it. Don't worry about which sunscreen is actually protecting your yuppy moisturized skin, or whether or not that swimsuit still fits. No one actually has time to worry about trivia like that except people who watch game shows.  And everyone knows they don't count, except to marketing executives who rely on them to keep buying sunscreen.

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